Are you good at being a girl girl???

Well....as do all other girls, I have insecurities. Alot. I always say that I'm not very good at being a girl. Here is what I mean. Well, I look at most girls around uni and on facebook, they're always picture ready. Hair done up nicely, NICE complexion, face all made up, skinny. I just can't be bothered doing anything like that on a daily basis. Here's why I am not good at being a girl.

I hate putting in make up
I always wanted to know how to put on make up and a few years ago my mum made my sister and I go for classes. Needless to say I was very SHIT at it. Last year, I went to my first uni ball with Keng and I had to put on make up....i nearly cried doin it ok. If you have like naturally nice, blemish free skin then it'll be like super easy to put on make up la. Well, I have panda eyes and spots on my face that takes a while to cover up. That's why the thought of putting make up on makes me rethink the thought of going for a night out :)

I change many times only to wear a t shirt and pants
I wake up every morning and spend 1 hour getting ready. I change outfits many many times only to wear something totally comfortable most of the time. I don't like wearing skirts or dresses to uni because I don't want to have to be conscious the whole day about "sitting properly".

I have no self control when i eat
I eat when I am bored which is bad cause I live in Perth. Haha. I eat alot. I don't know why that is. In my previous post I have already mentioned the problem I face with that. Haizz....I do want to lose weight and not feel like crying when I shop for jeans. I literally don't shop for jeans and shorts anymore cause it is depressing.

Your boyfriend points out your flaws
You know you're bad at being a girl when your boyfriend points out your flaws. Earlier today Keng mentioned that my face is really bad. As in my skin and i quote "You should take better care of your skin." and proceeded to show of his. Before that, he asked me why all my joints are black. IN MY 19 YRS OF LIVING IN THIS VERY BODY I'VE NEVER NOTICED THAT MY JOINTS WERE DARKER THAN THE OTHER AREAS.

I am sure there are many other things that I can't think of right now that makes a girl a girl. Lol but here's a bit of what i would like to share :)

Sleep...

I feel sleepy ALL the time. I'm serious. Ok....maybe not all the time but ALOT. Even after a nap. I wake up sleepy!  This is bad because I always comfort myself with the thought of studying till late at night but I sleep at 10.30 pm =_=. <------looks like face with a mole right??? Actually looks like Keng's face. People who have seen him will notice the mole on his...I'm gonna say....right cheek. I'm a very bad observer!

Exams are coming!!! I'm so excited because this means holidays coming!! I'm more excited about getting it over and done with. I've already got my MAKAN LIST all written out. Everyone i know in Melaka can drive. I'm serious. Everyone. Including my younger brother. I'm not thaaat excited about driving anyways. More nervous than anything. I cycle also can bang stationary car. What more drive a big 4 wheeled vehicle.

Anywhooo...back to the holidays....I want to go to the beach, picnic, drive down somewhere or up (whatever), sit and do nothing, read a book and do nothing. As excited as I am about doing all of those stuff I can say with confidence that there is a 80% chance that I won't do the first 3. Mainly because that's how it is with us *insert a smiley*<------ I don't know how to insert smiley, don't judge me! I don't blog very often. 37 posts in the past year. Woo hoo! Half of it...or more is me talking about stuff that is full of shit *insert smiley with the tongue*. Then again, my first post did state (i think) that the theme of my blog would be talk abt nothingness and I did not dissapoint *inset smiley face with the wink*.

I would post pictures but I am currently typing on my bed and the pictures are in my USB which is aaallll the way not on my bed so I can't be bothered getting up to get it. Anywhooo....if u're reading up till this point, I'll say, "U actually read my blog??"....u love me...u really do love me! Now, good night *insert smiley with the zzz sign showing that the smiley thingy is sleeping*.

i think i am fat dot blogspot dot com

Brenda and I have decided to eat porridge everynight from now on. Plain porridge cause she wanna detox and I dunno la....I think it's healthier gua....Anyway....after looking at the photos Amanda K posted on Facebook, I feel like cryin lor looking at my skinnier self. What to do??? Don't tell me exercise ah cause i know i know! My question is...What do you tell yourself to stop yourself from eating fatty foods?? Cause i keep telling myself shit but i nvr listen and end up eating anyways.....=_=.

KK said to me once..."If you eat you will become uglier and ure clothes cannot fit ....bla bla bla"

So harsh one lor he but like that also I not scared wor.....HOW???

I haven't seen so many people in sooo long!!!

The study break is over and since I just handed in my Psych report....I only have my stupid Law assignment to worry about. ANywho.....AS mentioned above....I haven't seen so many people in sooo long!!!! I shall post their piccas so you all can see and they can know that I sorta kinda not really but sorta miss them la. Not like you people bother to call me or talk to me or anything la! hah. In random order:

                               1. Jer
                               2. Bowie
                               3. Don
                               4. Jane
                               5. Kar Kiat

I see Brenda everyday and I just saw Ju this morning. Good night.

My Awesome Shades.....weeeeeeeeeeee

I just had to update because Jer uploaded these photos onto her blog and I think my shades looks awesome.hahaha....Ne ways....here's us in Uni during our breaks.

Hello...again.

I have ang mo fren....haha....Shane Durlik

Shane, Kar Kiat

Housemate! p/s:look at my awesome shoes.....

I don't even know who reads this dead blog but I'm super bored and can't really be bothered studyin right now. So if nobody reads this blog then I take it I'm talking to myself which is ok. This house is falling apart!!! The light in the hall isn't working, the 1 is Brenda's room also isn't working and apparently there's something wrong with the shower.OOO....and the blinds in the kitchen fell off the wall. On a lighter note....we now hav internet.Mother,here's more photos.

Nah....don't say i ugly or fat.......

I noe wat ure thinking mother as u look as dis picture...."aiyooo...so fat d ahhh.."

This one not in Melb....this is waiting for kebab at kebab shop....
Keng n I made this...

nah

Nah ma....this is the most recent foto of me that i can find now.haha.....dis is b4 my haircut tho.

stupid tag thing

1.What have you been doing recently?
i've been going to uni, studyin, reading my psychology textbook, watching alota tv since my stupid internet isn working
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2. Do you ever turn your cellphone off?
only when there's no battery
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3. What happened at 10.00 am today?
i was.....frying sausages
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4. When did you last cry?
ARMAGEDDON!!!i think dats hw u spell it. i tel u blardy heart breakin lar dat movie.
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5. Believe in fate/destiny?
no lar....wat happens happens lar no reason for it.
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6. What do you want in your life right now?
i hav everything i need right now...so dats all i want...awwww
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7. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
i use an umbrella...but umbrellas hate me.enuf sed.
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8. What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?
Earl Emannuel Einstein

9. What bottom are you wearing now?
grey leggings...i love em cos it is raining heavily outside n it keeps me warm....

10. What's the nicest text in your inbox says?
Ur shoes are awesome btw-Keng (my shoes ARE awesome!)

11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
no lar...i like u, u like me....ntg complicated in dat unless im eating smtg i like n den u steal it den things get complicated.

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
nooope

13. What was the last movie you caught?
The Wedding Crashers

14. What are you proud of?
Im proud of my shoes...hah!nah...i dunno actually.

15. What does the oldest message in your inbox says?
lazy to check

16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
The Book of Love -Peter Gabriel

17. Do you have any nicknames?
u cant do much with liwei.....so not really. Occasionally cos of my cursed nose im known as buttons.

18. What does your last received message say?
Where r u?- Keng

21. Who gives you best advice?
My mother n the Bible....serious!

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
nope.

23. Who did you talk on phone last night?
should b my mother

24. Is anyone bugging you right now?
nope

25. What/Who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
Im so funny i laugh at myself

26. Do you wear toe socks?
When i sleep

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
Jer

28. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Not really

29. Who annoys you the most in person?
Who annoys me the most or what annoys me the most in a person?I'll just answer both. 1st one...no1 in particular.2nd...when ppl just dont get hints.

30. Do you have any crush on anyone?
zac efron...i know he is dat goody goody disney singing boy but den he has a hot body... ;)

31. Have you ever done cocaine?
no lar

32. What is the colour of your room?
white

33. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
no lar.

34. Do you believe in the saying of: talk is cheap?
sometimes....depending on who ure talkin about.

35. Who was the last person to lie in your bed?
me

36. Who was the last person to hug you?
keng

37. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?
no lar...hehe

38. Do you have a life?
yes....a so very happening life!

39. Have you ever thought someone died when they really didn't die?
No...but ive eva spoken about a person n den found out he die already lar

40. What is the reason behind your profile song?
no song lar

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
although i have many many many interesting weird dreams i always seem to remember n tel ppl....i don remember who de last person was...cos my dreams are normally like D class movies....got alot of ppl 1

43. Have you changed this year?
i would like to thing so....for the better lar

44. What are you listening right now?
The Book of Love -Peter Gabriel

45. Are you talking to someone when you're doing this?
nope

46. Do you walk with your eyes opened or closed?
really??

47. Is there a quote you live by?
hmmm......not really....but i do remember random things ppl say lar dat are quite insightful

48. Do you have someone you cannot have?
no...wat does dat actually mean?

49. Have you ever played an instrument?
yes...de piano ;) but i only can play 1 song...pop goes de weasel....and i can play 2 songs on the recorder and i played de thing where u blow into a straw like thing n press de buttons n music comes out...wahhhhh.....i forgot wat its called


50. What was the worst idea you've had in this week?
i dunno actually.....

51. What were you doing last night at 11pm?
readin psychology....im so full of interesting knowledge now!

52. Are you happy with your love life right now?
ok lar....

53. What song best decribed your love life?
hmmm......"My Heart Will Go On".......hahahhaha

54. Does the person knows that you like him/her?
yes

56. Do you speak other language other than english?
malay....cina

57. Favourite website(s)?
www.hotmail.com....;)

59. What are you doing tomorrow?
readin psychology

61. Who will you choose to die with?
jer n brenda! I will not go down alone!

62. Where have you been today?
Home n Keng's house

63. What game do you play often?
monopoly

64. Who are you missing right now?
my mom, bting

65. If you have to choose between friend and love, who will you choose?
tough one....hmmm....luckily...i love my frens....hahaha.....

66. What are you doing right now?
this thing

67. Which primary school are you from?
Sekolah Kebangsaan Convent Infant Jesus (2)

68. Name 3 colours that you like.
white,blue,yellow

69. What emoticon you like to show?
emoticon not reallyt my thing :)

70. What is your life to you?
My life is awesome!

71. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
Talk it out with frenz ....PRAY!

72. Who did you last chat on msn today?
i no internet lar...

73. Who do you admire most?
i admire alot of things in alota ppl.....

74. Which month are you born in?
august

75. How are you feeling right now?
contented

76. What's the time now?
6.52pm

77. What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is?
an amazingly noisy lil person ;)

78. What colour did you use to dye hair?
ive nvr dyed my hair

79. Why are you doing this?
cause i dowan read psychology

80. What do you do when you're moody?
i read book or magazine or call some1

81. At which age you wish to get married?
the age when some1 wants to marry me

82. Who is more important to you?
God den my family n den my frenz....

83. If today is the last day of your life, what will you do?
eat everything i like n walk around in all my shoes....n wear all de clothes i hav in my closet dat i nvr wear n touch a butterfly

84. Who is the person you trust the most?
God and my Lord Jesus Christ :)

85. Do you believe in seeing rainbow after a rain?
uhhh...yah....its like something dat will happen for sure 1 hor

86. If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
hmm....a flying motorcycle

87. What is your goal for this year?
get a job

88. Do you believe in eternity love?
i dunno lar....

89. What feeling do you love most?
the feeling of good food

91. What feeling do you hate most?
i hate worrying about smtg n noe u cant do anything to get rid of it

92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
i would like to think so

93.Do you believe in God?
10000%

94. Who cares for you most?
my parents n God

95. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
to b grateful for everything

96. What will you bring when you fight?
uhh....a taser...depends on hu i fight wif....for instance....if i fighting wif brenda...i bring worms...if i fighting wif jer...i bring mascots...

97. What have you done regretted doing in your whole life?
i dunno

98. What would you feel if no one longer cares for you?
i cry....

99. What if your boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
i mandulkan him

100. How do you feel now?
satisfied n proud of myself for finishing this!

Because Jer told me to.....

Upload your fave picture and answer the question below

why did you choose the photo?
cause we all look nice (ignore de bobbing head at de back)
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When was the last time you ate pizza?
at the river cruise.1 miserable slice.
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The last song you've listen too?
should be Malaysiaku Gemilang.
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What are you doing beside answering this tag?
Business Statistics work (i sound so smart)
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Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
there's not many ways of twisting "liwei" around. so ppl call me liwei ;-)
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Tag 6 person, the following questions are related to them
1) keng
2) jer
3) brenda
4) kiat
5) bowie
6) ju
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who is number 1?
keng. duh....
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No.3 has a relationship with?
mr. tan kar
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Say something about number 5
super duper smart,patient,smart,loves tofu,smart,has a grey suit, smart, comes from brunei, smart,loves borders (for some reason), smart, likes his vampire game on ds....n hav i mentioned he is a genius??
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How about number 4?
mr. tan kar has a big nose (wahahaha)....he umm...plays bball...is dating my hsemate (i noe right....poor hsemate...kidding!), is nice, is frenly, has super ugly baggy jeans, can say quite smart lar i think....
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who is number 2?
My bestie jervynna the yeh yeh. she is loud, opiniated, can clothe the whole population of africa with just her dresses, she.....uhh....likes whales for some reason....likes riding on public transport....she is like a portable "natural disaster" machine when she sleeps (hahahaha)...uhh...yah...dats all i can think of right now.
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Say something to number 6
blardy talkative....nuf sed (hah!)

Pictures for mother :-)

Photos are not in order...... Jer, Brenda n i at Jer's house

The Fray concert

Me, Juliana,Brenda

Peter Vu, Tan Kar, Keng....(uuuuu we look so cool....)

Juliana, me, Aaron and Valentine (river cruise)

My room (when i just moved in)

Living room of the house

Me, Brenda and Jer (when we just got back)

I hate psychology and levels of processing...

Miss Bremba Wong

Miss Jervynna The Yeh Yeh

As most of u already noe....i hate psychology and levels of processing. I've bin sitting on this chair fot about 4 hrs doing my stupid psychology lab report which i still do not fully understand wat it is about. Anywho.....paintball tmr! I m not excited as i tot it shud b bcos of the amount of stress it has caused me. I havent spent a nice besties time with my besties free from assignment and test worries in a very long time. People won't gimme a job and my jeans are tight. Can it get any worse????......Just kidding....it can get worse but i just wish there were more hours in a day.

I had a weird dream yesterday.....i dreamt that i was playin "fetch the stick" with a dolphin until a crocodile swam (in the sea) and scared it away.

Phosphofructokinase!!!

First of all...I would like to congratulate myself for being able to spell that ridiculous word. I so want the 1 week holiday to come NOW! i need to vent out my stress and frustration at a session of paintball. I will either be totally satisfied shooting people for like 3 hours straight or i will faint of exhaustion or I will scream and run amock lar....we'll see.

Job hunt is still on. KK and I went around Harbour Town yday to hand out our resumes. Hopefully one of those places call me back with good news lar. I am so lost! I have no idea how to write my psychology lab report. Not only that lar...I actually have no idea what the damn experiment was about. geng i tell u.

I cooked pork porridge! I want pancakes! I am sleepy! I want holiday!I like pyruvate!(dunno wat is dat)

New Post....AHHHHH......

A fun bunch of piiippers....

Yes....we are still besties....(the only thing diff is brenda's newly perky boobies :D)

Anywho....I'm only updating my blog right now cause I am super duper bored. I would never do so otherwise. I got new house liou!!! With new housemate Brenda!!! Our house hor.....very nice lor.....I don't have any photos of it to upload lar.....Anyways.....university has started and hor.....it's so far....not as exciting as i thought it would be lor....maybe things will get better.....who knows.....I hardly see my friends anymore cause we all have different breaks. The extra-curricular activities also not say very interesting lar....but then hor....on a lighter note.....my house is NEXT to the train station, ONE stop to Subiaco and ah and.....I don't have as much homework lar (not like I had any last year).

Brenda just asked me to blog longer so she got more stuff to read. So I shall.....Guess who is sorta but not really in a relationship!!!! BW and KK.......I cannot say lar......Yesterday Bremba (yes...bremba) and I.....wet over to Jer's for lunch cause she cooked. Jer picked us up from the bus station and then hor....leave it to the genius to get lost lar....HAHA. So long story short....the stupid GPS shouted at my face hor....and then i screamed which caused Jer to scream and Bremba to laugh/hyperventilate lar.....Jer started shouting at the GPS cause it won't speak when spoken to....so yea...After that....we went to Garden City to jalan-jalan....Contemplated buying a really cute blue skirt (i didn't get it).

Sorry hor Brenda...i really got nothing else to say liou...... :D
Till next time folks......more like next year or smtg like that lar.....

I WILL MISS YOU GUYS.............

To everyone going home tomorrow....I will remember you in my prayers that u have a safe flight home......Awww.......have fun back in Kuching, Pudu, Hong Kong and Brunei.......I will miss you guys so much....

To Brenda : HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY!!!! Took forever for you to turn 18!!! Have fun in KL. I hopes
you pass calculus next year too.....

To Jer : Have fun in Kuching!!! We'll come back next year and jet ski....although Brenda and I have
already done it.

To everyone else who bothers to read my blog and is from Canning College (2 or 3 more of you at least...lol) : Have fun at home!!!I'm sure if I know you and have spoken to you in a nice way that i
will miss you guys....

Smartesrest peoples in the whole entire unisverse ok.....

Presenting the graduates.....Yes people.....You can from now onwards refer to me as Dr. Li Wei. The pendek in the gorden coror dress is Dr. Jerbehna. She graduated with a PhD in retardednest....She'll never cease to amaze you with her degree of retardedness...Chasing birds in the middle of the city, for example.Dr Bulan is the one in the brack dress besides me. She graduated with a Phd in procrastination. If you need her to do anything all you have to do is tell her an ice age before you want it done and she will do it for you.gurantee!....Last but not least....Dr. Li Wei.....Phd in super duperness....I have no idea what that is yet but i will define it later on....when i come up with more shit to write......

Lazy Sunday

This is a picture of my pancake

Today is a Sunday....in a week's time....everyone will be going home. I can't believe college is over! I am not at all excited about uni....but I am excited about moving in wif mah 2 kawan baik next yr....anyways. These few days has been rather depressing but I for one have learned to cheer myself up.

Step 1 : Listen to music
Step 2 : Sing horribly and then laugh at oneself

I started playing tetris today. Couldn't stop for a while. So addictive and intense but then i gave up after a few rounds of constant losing. I watched the same episode of grey's anatomy (the one of George's dad dying)..yes i cried again...then i track ided all the songs on that episode cause thay were really nice...really...

1. Life In Disguise - The Slip
2. Falling Awake - Gary Jules
3. The Way I Am - Ingrid Michaelson
4 . Love Will Come Through - Travis

Right now, I want to watch a movie with Keng but i can't lar. Super sien ahhhhhh......

My Special Ability Test will soon reveal my super power.....and it will be....Super Duper Cook! With it I will do good....I will go around the world and feed the hungry....That was super random...

HOLIDAY......WEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ok...main reason I am updating my blog is because Jer told me to. I just sort of packed all the stuff that i don't intend on bringing to Melbourne and then back to Melaka. I stil got 1 more week of exams k....Haiyooooooooooo i just want to go home.....

List of food i want to eat :
char kuey tiow
hee kiaw
chai tau kue
laksa
bak kut teh
mee siam
mee rebus
nasi lemak
o chien
chee cheong fan
chicken rice
ikan bakar
the chicken wings
la la mien
he mee
roti canai
murtabak
tandoori chicken
fried rice (the salty salty 1)
satay celup
mee hoon kuey (dry 1)
mee hoon soup (kakak cook 1)
wa tan hor (cheap cheap 1)
tau ki
nyonya kuih
satay
he tau lo
wan tan mee
dumpling soup
ama's fried chicken
the salty chicken (the 1 that makes ure breath stink)

List of things I want to do :
watch tv non stop for 6 hrs
hang out with frenz (that can drive...wahahahaa)
exercise.....hah!
learn how to drive....

I'm coming home...to the place where i belong....smtg smtg smtg smtg smtg.......

Big Mama

Besides the few people whom I met in Perth, one other significant person also has made my year here so bearable and so much betterer lar.....Although sometimes i feel like taking a hammer and smashing his brains out i still think that without him i would not like it here so much and would take an even longer time to get use to this abnormally quiet place.....So, i love you long time lar handsome......wahahahha

p/s: this is so not me lar...but i damn sien lar...

Brenda and Jer...Just cause I am bored.....

These 2 people...Jervynna Teh Yien Yien and Brenda Wong Jing Lyn has been my source of entertainment and frustration (but mostly entertainment) throughout the whole year. I would like to add that it was because of me that we 3 became friends....you see....Jer is from my ELACS class and Brenda and I met during orientation (worse week of our lives so far). So, i brought us 3 together.....biggest mistake of my life....wahahhaa....just kidding.....haiya....i will say this just once....I love these people to bits......My best friends, gym partners (wahahahah), shopping buddies and crazy time friends....

Jervynna Teh aka sugarbabe feral cow. We quarrel, say mean things about each other, laugh at each other's embaressing moments (me falling off the bike and her countless embaressing moments) but eventhough she hates to admit it....she loves me too....

Brenda Wong aka sugarbabde pookie. We met during orientation and then became best friends after a mutual "dislike" for the same people....ahaha.....Brenda is a very supportive friend who will always help us when she is not feeling lazy or sleeping......which is not very often lar...but still....she loves me too....

I LOVE YOU BABIS MUCHOOOOOO!!!